What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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