i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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