what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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