My hand turned me down
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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