Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
