Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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