I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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