Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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Canadian or clown?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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