Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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