This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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