Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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