it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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