I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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