he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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