He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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