Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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