dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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