we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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