Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Randomize
