awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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