Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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