Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
