if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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