I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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