there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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