he wants to bone in the snuggie
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
i came on her dog
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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