u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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