he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
worst night to have a conscience
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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