**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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