I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
tell me about the fingering
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