Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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