Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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