So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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