This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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