It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We got so high we made milksteak
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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