all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
