remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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