I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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