This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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