Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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