Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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