my sisters under your porch take her home
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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