i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
i think im in europe. pls send help
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