Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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