ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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