by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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