That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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