But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Randomize
