Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Randomize
