...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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