How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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