And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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