omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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