My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
