it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Randomize
