A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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