No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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