Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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